The Escalator Rebellion
Riding the escalator (which the average inhabitant of
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Another reason to stand is that my favorite flip-flops (i.e. the only ones that have held it together for more than a month) have no traction and so are extremely susceptible to all forms of sliding and skidding. I already had one mishap in those very flip-flops which almost resulted in the busting open of my face and I can really do without an encore. So being, if I do happen to taking the standing route all the way to the top (or bottom), I am never the person defiantly standing in the escalator passing lane. I understand the need of the left-laners to get where they need to go, and so courteously contain myself to the right half of the step.
So what’s the point of all of this you ask? I’m getting there.
When rushing up the left-hand side, if there are one or two deviant characters jutting out of the standing line, it is acceptable, and even encouraged, to push past them and continue on…I am even in support of a good nudge or condescending, disdainful glance so as to put such unruly standers in their place. But I’m always baffled by how it comes to pass that the entire left artery gets clogged: It can’t be that everyone who is standing there is standing because he/she wants to be standing. Oftentimes, someone takes on the seemingly simple task of walking, and when they get half-way, they realize that it’s not as easy as they thought, so they stop. Having taken note of such occurrences, whenever I see that the person in front of me may be prone to such behavior, I make sure to step extra hard and loud so that they know that there is someone behind them that has no intention of stopping. (I do have one exception, and that is when the person in front of me is elderly, in which case I walk slowly and quietly so that they don’t feel pressured to go on if they can’t.) Then it’s all up to the person behind the stopper, and there we encounter three types of people: (1) the one who pushes past and keeps going until the top; (2) the one who would really like to keep going but is not pushy enough to push his/her fellow passenger aside; and (3) the one who is also out of breath and uses the situation as an opportunity to stop without looking weak him/herself.
Each additional person that passively takes to standing instead of pushing through makes it harder for the rest of us who come up behind a growing line of standers, until, much like the machine we are all riding, the situations escalates and after a couple of minutes the entire escalator is packed. And as I stand there, I wonder: how many people would it take to revolt against the standers in the walking lane. I know I’m not the only one who is late to work every day, and can’t afford the extra four minutes. I know that 90 percent of the people standing on the left side yearn to run up the stairs but are being held back against their will. What if we joined forces and just pushed through? It’s like any other group study: Each person thinks that he/she is alone—the only one who wants to be walking and not standing. Nobody realizes that they are actually on a much bigger team, and it is that realization that would make the situation ripe for an escalator rebellion!
P.S. SANITY DISCLAIMER: Contrary to the impression you may have received from reading this, I don’t really think that this is a serious problem.
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